Last year I started writing little notes/jokes on my daughter's napkins for her lunch box.
Okay, this one was towards the end of the year and I was running out of ideas, this is what I came up with.
I took a little time and made some fancy ones for ya.
You have a weeks worth and then you'll have to make up your own.
SIDE NOTE 1: Your kids don't take cold lunch? Sneak these notes in their backpack, or pants pocket, or on their pillow for when they come home.
SIDE NOTE 2: Is this extreme-over-the-top, spending hours making lunch notes? Um . . yes. Did I spend time doing this instead of cleaning my house and making nutritious dinners? Um . . yes.
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What is black & white & red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn
LOVE this joke!
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Wow, you're looking sharp!
Isn't that hilarious?!?! I laugh so hard every time.
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
And my all time FAVORITE!
What did the snail say when he rode on the turtle's shell?
I hope she enjoys her surprise tomorrow. She has only seen my napkin jokes until now.
Want some jokes for teenagers or your spouse, check out my Chuck Norris lunch box jokes.
Pictures of my kids? I thought you'd never ask. Here's the last three years.
First day of school 2011
First day of school 2012
First day of school 2013